The Lies of Fitness Influencers [Episode 87]

Welcome back to Jokes Out Loud, the show where laughter burns more calories than any workout your favorite influencer pretends to do! I’m your host, Thomas Smith — the only fitness advice I’ll give you today is… sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedy. Today’s episode is called “The Lies of Fitness Influencers.” Yes, those magical people who somehow work out for only five minutes a day, eat bottomless bowls of avocado, and still look like Greek gods carved by WiFi. We’re diving into the hilarious world of fake before-and-after photos, questionable protein shakes, and workouts that—let’s be honest—were definitely filmed once and reused forever. So grab your imaginary dumbbells, chug your motivational water, and let’s expose some fitness frauds… with jokes.