Minute 060: Only One Bed

HOSTS: PETE THE RETAILER AND ALEX ROBINSON OFTHE STAR WARS MINUTE After the porter leaves, Roger and Eve are sitting on the bed. “Nice of him to have opened the bed,” says Roger. “Yes,” agrees Eve.“Only one bed,” says Roger. “Yes,” says Eve. “That’s a good omen, don’t you think?” asks Roger.“Wonderful,” replies Eve.“Do you know what that means?” asks Roger.Eve nods.“What?” asks Roger. “Tell me.”“It means you’re going to sleep on the floor,” replies Eve. Roger holds her tightly. Eve looks at the door, thinking. Later, the porter walks down the sleeper car corridor. He rings a buzzer to a room.“A message from the lady in Thirty Nine Oh One,” he says to an unseen man, who takes a piece of paper from the porter. “WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM IN THE MORNING? EVE” says the message.  The camera pulls back, revealing that the recipient is Leonard. He passes the note to  – – Van Damm.