25. Generation X.

I got detail. What are we lookin at? White, either BMW or Mercedes— carbon top. Well, which is it, a beamer Or a Benz? If I knew, I would just tell you. What, you don't know the difference between a Beamer and a Mercedes? Newer models, you know. All look the same. Well it's not the same. Look, would you just find out who the fuck is running detail on me? A lot of help you are, for the one that's being followed. Look, just find out who it is— and what they want. Got it. Get it— or else I'll take care of it. Just let me handle it, alright? It could be dangerous to just go shooting around at heads youif don't know they're attached to. Probably bodies. You know what I mean. I didn't say anything about shooting. I don't know what to take from that. A mental note. Ta dah. Yikes. Magic. Enough with the— *spirit fingers* Enough already. [Secret President] What's your name again? I already told you who I was. I mean—who are you. You know who I am. Nobody knows who you are. Does that make you a nobody? You're not gonna believe this. I'm—sure I will. It's just a fucking head. No body. Decapitated ‘em. You don't seem suprised. That's because I'm not. I don't know what you been through, but goddamn, man— What. Have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? And what? Tell ‘em how it's no suprise to me that the head of a criminal enterprise—no pun intended—was fucking decaptiated? …that was punny. Shut the fuck up, gimme the head. —no wonder they pay you the big bucks. —just gimmie the head! You are good at your job. No denyin'— Just—shutthefuckup and gimmie the head! Did you want me to throw it to you, or what? Well, it's frozen, isn't it? Yeah, but— So let me see! Dang, so how are we getting like a Secret President like, TV People crossover? Because you'll see. I shit you not. Bro. Aliens. You're saying it was aliens who did this to you? Aliens did this to me. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? It was a spell; I broke it. YOU CURSED ME. No, I just said; it was a spell, I broke it. VIVIAN Him's not de culprit. You— just understand that my intention is to kill you. —heh—heh. Good. Okay. So if DAMMIT! Why is it all of a sudden the TV People AND The Secret President plot is back. DEBRA MESSING (Eating popcorn, but Debra Messing) What is that supposed to mean. I don't know, just eat the popcorn, Debbie. We're rolling—we're rolling! Rolling what? A big fat doobie! Ah, crust Here we go again. Sometimes I think you really are retarded. I think you and my mom would get along. Stop that. Heavy rotation, huh? Oh, no— No, You see it was just So, I was taking a nap in the Denver International Airport. Ah, shit, is this Enter The Multiverse FUCK sometimes I swear to God I'm in the show about me writing the show, about me writing the show, about me writing the show— DEBRA MESSING Oh nooooooooo. AND I STILL CANT FIND THAT EFFING VIDEO WITH THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BEING IN THE OBSTACLE COARSE OF MIRRORS ITS LIKE A LABRYINTH OF MIRRORS. Are you sure it isn't “mirrors” YES, I'M SURE IT ISNT MIRRORS. …well did you watch it till the end? … … What if I mailed you a letter— would that work? I guess. Oh, what's this? A cease and desist. Mm. Wafers. Right!! Little—wafer sandwhich cookies. I COULDNT RESIST! AND WAFFLES. You brought waffles? I BROUGHT WAFFLES. GRACE from WILL AND GRACE are also watching the season premier of {Enter The Multiverse} Well this is exciting… It is exciting, because someone's obviously about to get sucked through the TV. You said what DIG!! Alright, alright Almost there. DEEPER, YOU IDIOT. Damn, wtf are they even digging for! I don't know. FUXXKING DIIIIIIIIG. You know I'd give anything for a brand new body any man could adore. I know. And the fact is, I don't even want any man— I just want like— 6 of them, at least. Am I, by any chance, one of those— You're a figment of my imagination! So, like—maybe—??? My imagination is in the Friendzone— 50/50? Friendzone! Damn, as soon as I got in the bathtub, French fries started sounding bomb, bro. Facts. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©