Daily Dad Jokes

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1. Yesterday, I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got upset at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)

   Publicado: 26/5/2023
2. They really missed an opportunity when naming the latest Fast and Furious movie... They should have called it Fast Ten - Your Seatbelts. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)

   Publicado: 25/5/2023
3. Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) & Peter Tilden from the "Really, No, Really" podcast delivers their dad jokes!

   Publicado: 24/5/2023
4. I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)

   Publicado: 24/5/2023
5. Fan Edition (35th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023

   Publicado: 23/5/2023
6. When I was a boy, The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations about the future. . . . like having a job, a loving family, and a dog. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)

   Publicado: 23/5/2023
7. National Maritime Day! Sail away with these dad jokes! 22 May 2023

   Publicado: 22/5/2023
8. In other news, there’s a new dating app that caters to arsonists. Every week you get new matches! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)

   Publicado: 22/5/2023
9. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 21 May 2023

   Publicado: 21/5/2023
10. Today marks 100 days sober. Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 21/5/2023
11. World Whiskey Day! Try these dad jokes on the rocks! 20 May 2023

    Publicado: 20/5/2023
12. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 20/5/2023
13. A Mobius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, What's wrong?The Mobius strip replies, Where do I even begin? (+ 24 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 19/5/2023
14. International Museum Day! Check out the dad jokes exhibit! 18 May 2023

    Publicado: 18/5/2023
15. Recency bias is my favorite type of bias. And I only just learned about it! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 18/5/2023
16. National Numeracy Day! You can count on these dad jokes! 17 May 2023

    Publicado: 17/5/2023
17. I worked really hard on a party to blend my Mexican and Norwegian heritage, but in the end it was just a big disappointment. What did I expect from a Fjord Fiesta. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 17/5/2023
18. National Waiters Day! Your serving of top dad jokes! 16 May 2023

    Publicado: 16/5/2023
19. I accidentally misspelled someone’s name on their headstone. I’ve made a grave mistake. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 16/5/2023
20. Why can't former President Trump be hanged for treason? Fake noose. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)

    Publicado: 15/5/2023